Never cared for the girl next door.

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I was such a bad girl last night. Now I have to throw away one of my rubbermaid containers, because regurgitated sushi ruins things like that.

allcreatures:

This is Lucy the cross-eyed Western Screech Owl. She was discovered under her nest site in Santa Barbara, California. Both her eyes had been punctured by a predator, possibly a small hawk or a corvid. Picture: REX FEATURES. via telegraph uk

This is definitely how I feel today.

Frolicsome Flowers of Evil

This is also how I feel today.

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oldhollywood:

Mabel Normand as “Mabel, Sweet & Lovely” and Ford Sterling as the moustache-twirling “Villainous Rival” in the silent comedy Barney Oldfield’s Race for a Life (1913, dir. Mack Sennett). This is one of the first films to feature the archetypal silent movie plot of a damsel in distress being tied to the tracks of an oncoming train (via TCM)

This is how I feel right now.

allcreatures:

dementes:

@pats0n.lj

This is how I’m gonna feel tomorrow at Travis’s bday party.

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“This is how I feel today.” honorable mention.

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Barney and I aren’t doing well in the heat.

Dead Boy in Chair (via jack_mord)

I hate when you ALMOST totally alleviate a hangover, but that last feeling of ICK stays with you just enough to render you dead and useless the rest of the day.

The heat doesn’t help. I’m burning up like Los Angeles right now.

buttguts:

preretirementnerves:

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A Journey Round My Skull: Don’t Turn The Light On, Leave Me Alone

I’m gonna take a wild stab in the dark, and even though this is a queued item and I have no way of knowing when it will post, seeing as how I’m gonna have it randomly send these out… I bet this is how I feel today.

roaringtwenties:

scandyfactory:

Gloria Swanson
scanned from SILENT MOVIES by Neil Sinyard

This is how I feel right now.

I applied for several part time jobs, for supplemental income. Patrick and I agreed on a target price for apartment hunting (South Orange County frowns upon this). I have to be at work early tomorrow, so I’ll see you then.

bebelestrange:

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This is how I feel today.

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