Confession #13
I care about the Jim and Pam wedding.
So ashamed.
I’m gonna go watch that now. Later.
@2 months ago with 2 notes#confession Comments
I care about the Jim and Pam wedding.
So ashamed.
I’m gonna go watch that now. Later.
@2 months ago with 2 notesI have never ever watched any of the Keyboard Cat videos.
@5 months agoI’m slowly starting to not hate Megan Fox that much. IDGI.
@5 months agoI have had several dinners with a man on the Megan’s Law website. He’s on there for something pretty bad. He’s an artist though, really. He gave me birthday money once.
@6 months ago with 1 noteI watch South Park episodes with my boyfriend everyday. And I’m not mature enough not to love it.
@1 year ago with 1 noteSometimes when I am very, very hungry, I will eat something I don’t like, just to teach my stomach a lesson about annoying me.
@1 year agoI rarely use the paper toilet seat covers provided. I only feel the need for protection if there is visible evidence of filth.
I’m pretty much that way with everything.
@1 year ago with 1 noteThe Good, The Boo, and The Ugly
A Chicken Boo cartoon
Confession: I totally bok the movie theme from time to time.
I want to forward my ports and have tried about 116 times. However, I am not smart enough to read the instructions and just do it and I am very ashamed of this. I am not torrenting at my full potential.
@5 months agoIn reality, most of the reason I don’t want to do anything for my birthday coming up, is that I feel I don’t have that many close friends that I would want to party down with. For one, most of the friends I do have come from different crowds and wouldn’t get along, but also because, I just don’t feel I know them well enough to make them drive to Lake Forest to sit around at a bar with me. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t anyway. I usually keep one really good bff at a time and pretty much shun everyone else. Don’t know why, just do.
But I’m sick of people asking me what I’m gonna do, dang.
@5 months agoI am so not above toilet humor. I wish I was, but I just aint. You can insert the word “fart” into many, many songs and make me laugh really hard.
For instance, the previous post. Also, “Total Eclipse of the Fart” (turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I need to fart!). Not to mention “Owner Of A Lonely Fart” which I believe I sang to Tumblr once, via audio post. No need to look that up.
Sometimes I think that I am part 10 year old boy. Which leads me to my next confession…
@6 months agoI am broke as a joke, but I’ll be damned if I let anyone know it’s a problem.
@1 year agoI just informed my coworkers that I’m taking 15 minutes, but in all honesty, I have been taking the last half hour or so.
@1 year ago with 1 noteI care about the Jim and Pam wedding.
So ashamed.
I’m gonna go watch that now. Later.
I want to forward my ports and have tried about 116 times. However, I am not smart enough to read the instructions and just do it and I am very ashamed of this. I am not torrenting at my full potential.
In reality, most of the reason I don’t want to do anything for my birthday coming up, is that I feel I don’t have that many close friends that I would want to party down with. For one, most of the friends I do have come from different crowds and wouldn’t get along, but also because, I just don’t feel I know them well enough to make them drive to Lake Forest to sit around at a bar with me. I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t anyway. I usually keep one really good bff at a time and pretty much shun everyone else. Don’t know why, just do.
But I’m sick of people asking me what I’m gonna do, dang.
I have had several dinners with a man on the Megan’s Law website. He’s on there for something pretty bad. He’s an artist though, really. He gave me birthday money once.
I am so not above toilet humor. I wish I was, but I just aint. You can insert the word “fart” into many, many songs and make me laugh really hard.
For instance, the previous post. Also, “Total Eclipse of the Fart” (turn around, bright eyes, every now and then I need to fart!). Not to mention “Owner Of A Lonely Fart” which I believe I sang to Tumblr once, via audio post. No need to look that up.
Sometimes I think that I am part 10 year old boy. Which leads me to my next confession…
I watch South Park episodes with my boyfriend everyday. And I’m not mature enough not to love it.
Sometimes when I am very, very hungry, I will eat something I don’t like, just to teach my stomach a lesson about annoying me.
I rarely use the paper toilet seat covers provided. I only feel the need for protection if there is visible evidence of filth.
I’m pretty much that way with everything.
I just informed my coworkers that I’m taking 15 minutes, but in all honesty, I have been taking the last half hour or so.