vela:
I’m going to keep you in a cupboard.I met the main Indian from Indian in the Cupboard. At a pow wow in Tahlequah. He signed my soccer jersey. True story.
Macho Man rap (via thegoyim)
Randy Savage flipped the bird at my friends and I once when we were 13.
True story.
BE A MAN, RANDY.
5 months ago
June 11, 2009
True story, my boyfriend loves to watch Meerkat Manor on Instant View, but after a few episodes I got the impression it might be too sad for me to handle, so I went on it’s wikipedia and read up on the future episodes. Turns out, yes. It is much too sad for me to handle. Now when he watches it, I sit in my room with my laptop and sulk. Yes, the girl who wants your skulls and looks at autopsy photos for fun and fascination totally gets too misty eyed and worked up over some meerkats.The tiny knitted meerkat I ordered off Etsy after a few glasses of wine has arrived!I want a knitted meerkat to look at me on my desk all day.
Freddy Got Fingered, 2001 (dir. Tom Green)One time, years ago, I was out of my mind on shrooms and everyone had gone to bed, so I was just laying there awake, having the worst trip of my life, on the verge of hysteria when finally I jumped out of bed and woke up my roommate, who turned out was also having a bad trip. We decided the only way to fix this was to go get snacks from the Circle M and then come home and watch Freddy Got Fingered. That movie managed to turn my worst trip into one of my best. True story.
6 months ago
May 5, 2009
lily (via luckyfish) “we stayed at a sloth rescue/B&B - Aviarios del Caribe. it was very awesome.True story! I used to host this image on my domain and it got picked up and blogged all over the place and it annoyed me a bit, so I went in and changed the image to the whisky vagina and changed the whisky vagina image to a picture of the sloth, so a vagina with a whisk in in would stop coming up every time someone google imaged by name. Thanks for that, btw, Celisse.
the babies are often abandoned by their mothers in the rainy season. they spend the first year of their lives constantly holding on to their mothers, so at the rescue they are each given their own teddy bear to become attached it. it is too cute for words at times.”
You know, I would be into this, except… my boyfriend already HAS the hairy, 70’s, stud chest. True story. I like cuddling with Brillo pads.
7 months ago
April 18, 2009
(via planettampon)
True story, I’d throw away my youth for a forever young Agent Cooper.
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