Never cared for the girl next door.

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, #8.

It’s not that I didn’t like John Hughes… I mean Ferris Bueller and Uncle Buck is some fine cinema. I just really can’t stand Molly Ringwald.

Oh, and Breakfast Club is overrated as fuck. Hate that movie.

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, #6.

To be perfectly honest, I just don’t give a shit about Banksy.

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, #5.

To be perfectly honest, it makes me laaaugh when I see posts or even entire blogs dedicated to hating overly affectionate, grossly sweet couples. I don’t know why. It makes me want to flaunt my not-even-that-affectionate relationship to the max, just to make them feel even more lonely and bitter than they actually are.

Moping about being eternally single is old meme, but pretending to be ~above~ it is even worse.

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, #4.

To be perfectly honest, most sarcasm isn’t that funny. Usually it has poor timing, isn’t clever at all and is merely a cheap rebuff, because the person in question can’t think of anything else to say.

Calling yourself “sarcastic” or saying you have a “sarcastic sense of humor” will make me not like you.

To be perfectly honest, #3.

You aren’t Amelie and you never will be.

She’s a fictional character.
By trying to be her, you aren’t her.

And please, please, please… quit calling yourself “quirky”!

TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST #2

To be perfectly honest, I cannot stand it when someone is making fun of someone else’s typing, usually someone younger than them, by saying they were like “oMgZ!!!111one”, because chances are, they weren’t.

I just noticed that sort of thing on an unfollowfriday post. They were claiming the person’s chats were in the make-believe “teen speak”, but they weren’t. I looked, because I wanted to see it in action somewhere other than Kanye West’s blog comments, but no. The girl’s chats were boring, but I don’t think I even saw one exclamation mark, or any punctuation for that matter, and nothing was misspelled, and she didn’t exercise unusual caps locking practices.

I bet the kind of person who accuses others of typing in that ridiculous way also describe themselves as “snarky”. Ew.

To be perfectly honest #1

I don’t care if you spell “you’re” as “your” or vice versa. I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you know the difference and you just made a mistake.

And people tell me I’m mean.