Never cared for the girl next door.

I gotta say, man. I do not understand the adult obsession with proms and similar events.

PROM, dude. It’s traditionally for highschool kids who wanna have their last hurrah before graduation. What is this PROM RENAISSANCE among people in their twenties all the way to their late thirties? I mean, why haven’t they abandoned that behavior yet? I DON’T UNDERSTAND.

Maybe cos my own prom was LAAAAAME, it has tainted me for proms for the rest of my life. But I mean, being 30 years old and being really excited to go to the prom with the rest of your 30 year old friends is kinda SHADY.

If people in their 30s start throwing themselves giant Sweet 36’s birthday bashes, I’m gonna go postal.

I never went to prom. I am considering to offer my prom date services to nerds on Craigslist next year. Not only am I blonde with big boobs, I’m old enough to buy the alcohol afterwards. I wonder what I should charge for this.